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I’m not
going to go too deep into a review of the actual movie because it’s 13
years old. If you haven’t seen it by now, you probably won’t. Anyway,
for the uninitiated, Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas is
about Jack Skellington’s (voiced by Danny Elfman and Chris Sarandon)
plot to steal Christmas and make it his own Holiday. He then kidnaps
Santa Claus and enlists the aid of Halloweentown’s residents to help
with his plan. Sally (voiced by Catherine O’Hara) has a terrible vision
of how Jacks plans will fall apart and tries to convince him to stop.
The movie is
just as good as it ever was but the 3-D is lacking. Now to be honest, I
arrived late and got stuck on the far left side of the theater so it
could’ve just been the angle. If that was the case then that lowers my
already low opinion even more because Disney should have made the effort
to make it look good from every seat in the house. The backgrounds
lacked any real depth. It was like Grover’s bit on Sesame Street. All
you had was near and far. Any quick movement such as Jack running or the
sleigh flying quickly across the screen seemed to become a jumble of
images that my eyes couldn’t quite keep up with. Jacks legs became
rubbery and almost looked like the tentacles of an octopus or something.
And, some of the wide panning shots actually made my eyes water and want
to cross, which is definitely not what I want to happen while trying to
enjoy a movie. The only thing that really stood out (pun intended) was
the snow at the very end of the film.
In Disney’s
defense, I was on the far side of the theater and The Nightmare Before
Christmas wasn’t intended to be a 3-D film. But, if this is what Disney
has to offer, I’ll stick with the IMAX.
Final
thought- Good movie, bad execution. So, unless you are a die-hard fan I
would skip this and watch it at home.
On a side
note, this may be the last “kid’s” movie I see at the theater. I had a
kid sitting behind me that wouldn’t shut up for anything AND he kept
kicking the back of my seat. Lady if that was your kid – Control him or
get the hell out of the theater! Trust me, that kid’s behavior was
utterly unacceptable. He wouldn’t stay in his seat at all. They actually
left halfway through the movie.
Well, this
turned into more of a rant than a review. Sorry about that.
Until Jack
Skellington actually jumps out of the screen,
Keep
reading.
Mitch Emerson
Best Lines:
Mayor:
Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions
by myself!
[pushing
Sandy down the pipe]
Shock: I think he might be too big.
Lock: No he's not, if he can go down a chimney he can fit down
here.
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