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Plot of Anus Maggillicutty

When Anus Magillicutty's woman (Paige Abbott) stops a would-be assassin, Anus (Henry Lloyd) is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse (Daryl Khan). What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus.

Review of Anus Maggillicutty

I can't believe I watched the whole thing. And you can quote me on that. Interspersed with long pointless cutscenes and softcore porn, Anus is either a horrible movie with a barely there plot or a brilliant parody of all the bad, out of place plots of the porn movies we all know and love. Either way it is a terrible film, which if I understand correctly the people involved in the making of this film have embraced that fact whole-heartedly.

Not a lot to say about the casting. All the acting is as good (I use the term loosely) as you can expect in a movie that says right on the cover, ”The worst movie ever made”. The only redeeming characters in it are the women and that is probably because most of them are gratuitously naked. An interesting “cameo” by Darrel of “The Darrel Show” fame as the assassin that starts the whole mess is definitely worth mentioning.

Now I like t*** and sex as much as the next guy, but when the sex scenes last five minutes in slow motion it's a little much. If they would have cut these sex scenes down, I wouldn't have killed quite as many brain cells watching Anus. Or cut the rest of the film out, we'd have a decent softcore porn! And a random shot of jiggling breasts used as a transition? C'mon guys, that only worked in Airplane!

Final thoughts: This just may be the worst movie ever made, but I still give these film makers credit for getting out there and making a movie. I don't have the nerve to do it that's for sure. So even though I say this is a bad movie, rent it and watch it so we can have more horribly done movies to make fun of and bash. Just kidding guys, get really drunk with a few friends and put this in to torture them. The entertainment value will come from their faces and comments as they strangle you for making them watch it.

Until the sequel,

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Mitch Emerson

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This review was written by Mitch E. Copyright 2007, All Rights Reserved.